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Two Pump (Fake) Chumps

Basketball - Monday - Fall - 2025

Team Color

Vegas Gold

Mascot

Motto

History

W	L	T
10	3	1

Team Schedule

Monday, November 3
6:40 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Visitor vs Ball Busters	Win 61 - 23	Viewing Details
7:40 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Visitor vs Cartilage Cartel	Loss 36 - 37	Viewing Details
Monday, November 10
7:10 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Visitor vs Load Management	Win 45 - 33	Viewing Details
8:40 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Home vs Old School Ballers	Win 51 - 42	Viewing Details
Monday, November 17
6:40 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8B	Visitor vs Off to Grandma	Win 34 - 32	Viewing Details
7:40 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Home vs Lords of Boards	Win 29 - 27	Viewing Details
Monday, November 24
7:10 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Home vs Cartilage Cartel	Loss 33 - 35	Viewing Details
8:10 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8B	Visitor vs Lords of Boards	Win 49 - 42	Viewing Details
Monday, December 1
7:10 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Home vs Dunkin’ Disorderly	Win 59 - 15	Viewing Details
8:10 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8B	Home vs Everything Hurts	Tie 34 - 34	Viewing Details
Monday, December 8
7:10 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Visitor vs Off to Grandma	Loss 42 - 55	Viewing Details
8:10 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Home vs Everything Hurts	Win 42 - 20	Viewing Details
Monday, December 15
PLAYOFFS
7:10 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8B	Home vs Dunkin’ Disorderly	Win 57 - 43	Viewing Details
8:10 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Home vs Old School Ballers	Win 58 - 43	Viewing Details
8:40 PM	Cancelled Ascension St John SportsPlex Court 8A	Home vs Everything Hurts		Viewing Details

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Two Pump (Fake) Chumps

Basketball - Monday - Fall - 2026

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Basketball

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Team Schedule

Monday, November 3

Monday, November 10

Monday, November 17

Monday, November 24

Monday, December 1

Monday, December 8

Monday, December 15

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